Did you see in the press this weekend all the acronyms used by teenagers to keep their messages secret from prying (concerned) parents, a few examples:

143 – I love you
ADR – Address
AEAP – As Early As Possible
ALAP – As Late As Possible
ASL – Age/Sex/Location
CD9 – Code 9 – it means parents are around
C-P – Sleepy
F2F – Face-to-Face
GYPO – Get Your Pants Off
HAK – Hugs And Kisses
ILU – I Love You
KFY – Kiss For You
KOTL – Kiss On The Lips
KPC – Keeping Parents Clueless

We’ve been wracking our brains for a few more suited to the more experienced generations:
321-old game show with Dusty Bin
999-Emergency nothing for dinner
FMM-forgot my medication
GBBODND- great British bake off-do not disturb
KOTT-kettle on tea time
ROOW- run out of wine
RTB-round the bend
WAMCC-where are my car keys?
YT2WD-your turn to walk dog

We’d love to hear your suggestions.